Below is an old verse I originally composed in 2006. I've included here for those of you who have not yet seen it. It's not a sophisticated poem, but then neither is its subject...
I use a simple knife
Without fancy locks or Kraton© scales
It doesn’t have a space-age blade
That chops through cars or cuts through nails
I use a simple knife
It requires no special gadgets to hone
I use two hands to open it
But it did not cost me a fortune to own
I use a simple knife
It’s razor-sharp and locks with a clasp
Its looks won’t win high-tech awards
But its touch will make a strong man gasp
I use a simple knife
One called a navaja throughout Spain and France
It’s made from humble wood and steel
But when it strikes … you’ll have no second chance.
Without fancy locks or Kraton© scales
It doesn’t have a space-age blade
That chops through cars or cuts through nails
I use a simple knife
It requires no special gadgets to hone
I use two hands to open it
But it did not cost me a fortune to own
I use a simple knife
It’s razor-sharp and locks with a clasp
Its looks won’t win high-tech awards
But its touch will make a strong man gasp
I use a simple knife
One called a navaja throughout Spain and France
It’s made from humble wood and steel
But when it strikes … you’ll have no second chance.